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2 definitions by Chris Ball

 
1.
To have a slippy fist after penetrating anus with it.
After penetrating Jimmy my hand was so slippy I couldn’t open the door handle.
by Chris Ball April 11, 2005
 
2.
To floss your ass with someone’s hair preferably long hair in a pony tail. When ready for doggy style leap frog from behind then floss your ass crack with their hair. (Watching for razor blades and scrunches) Then finishing with the traditional backhand and run like hell screaming while flailing your arms.
Jenny was ready for doggy style but Billy leap frogged her and gave her ponytail an ass flosing. She was then backhanded and left on the floor.
by Chris Ball January 28, 2005