A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).
To make Monkey Bread:
1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!
I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.
Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?