2 definitions by Chocolate watermelon rain
When you anger Santa so badly he shoves an elf up your butthole or he will make you eat an old moldy bagel full of Christmas decorations
by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014
I just threw a French ziplock bag at this smelly pirate hooker when I was crossing the street it was so funny she was covered in shit
by Chocolate watermelon rain June 5, 2014