More widely known as a "cuntmobile", the Eclipse is the vehicle most often purchased by people who don't know how to spend money, think applying racing stickers constitutes pimping
a ride, or who lost all self confidence after being touched by their fathers. Often seen parked in front of chain stores, trailers, and anywhere shitty music is played loud.
"Dude, A and F
has a sick
sale on accessories for the modern douchebag
. Lets take the Eclipse!"
says his Porsche can take my Eclipse - He don't know I got four cylinders and a JEGS decal."