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"'Child please' is a
nice
way of
saying
, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA
Chad Johnson
)
T.O.: Chad,
you suck
at
football
!
Chad: Child
please
!
child please
by
Child, please!
November 15, 2011
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