A song i once read from a nursery rhyme book in a closet with a friend and was made fun of by us since then. Its about a hippo who doesnt want to eat her peas.
"Oh lonely peas, so green, so round, so small...Nobody loves you at all." said baby hippo
"Wtf!! Eat your peas or your going to sit at this table for the rest of the night! screamed angry momma hippo