Urban Dictionary: Author Cheffykins

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A tampon, whose lodged presence is unbeknown to you in the heat of passion, preventing any entry to Fuckingham Palace......

Things got dirty with Janice the other night after Cinderella Rockafellers, was just about to pop my finger in and was thwarted by a "Palace Guard"....If I'd have known at the start of the night I wouldnt have spent all my cash on WKD!

by Cheffykins April 05, 2011

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Cuntmongery

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.

She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver

by Cheffykins August 07, 2010

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cockjunctivitus

An embarrassing medical issue that occurs when the sight of a stunning looking lady on the beach, or elsewhere similar, can cause a dribble of discharge from your third eye, much like the irritating eye condition.

Look at Keith's speedos, theres a sticky damp patch on the front of them caused by all these bikini-clad honeyz at the pool today. He must suffer badly from cockjunctivitus.

by cheffykins December 26, 2011

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The "Aubergine twins"

A pair of long and droopy, highly polished and tanned titties, usually found on holidaying women of the over 50's age group

We went to St Tropez this year, and on all the beaches the "Aubergine twins" were out in force

by Cheffykins August 08, 2010

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11 definitions by Cheffykins