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A foodie is Someone who THINKS they know something about food and the science of cooking. Or even the restaurant industry. Not knowing that cook who just sent out their Precious "Seared Ahi with Lemon Pepper Crotch Crickets en Crote" just got a BJ in the walk-in from your waitress. Who took your order with dick on her breath I might add. Also the reason she's perky tonite is not because she likes her job it's the COKE.
My! my! my! Ethel. Aren't these Dingle Berries a la Supreme Fantastic! Yes Chandler and my Tube Steak Terrine is Fab! C'est Manifique! It's great being a foodie isn't it!
by Chef Deez Nuts January 15, 2007

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