2 definitions by Chaz Palletz
Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
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by Chaz Palletz February 18, 2010
To be done while one is getting a blowjob:
Just before you climax, say something funny. If done correctly and timed perfectly, the girl will laugh as you ejaculate. Because she is laughing, the semen will squirt out her nose.
Just before you climax, say something funny. If done correctly and timed perfectly, the girl will laugh as you ejaculate. Because she is laughing, the semen will squirt out her nose.
"Tina really found that joke funny, and I should know. When I said it, I turned a regular blowjob in a Chuckling Blowjob."
by Chaz Palletz February 18, 2010