Charlie Weeks's definitions

mahogany log

The act of shitting in a bag and placing said shit in the freezer.

I was reaching for a hot pocket and a mahogany log fell out.

by Charlie Weeks September 8, 2006

ROTFLTYCITH

Rolling on the floor laughing that you're crapping in the hallway.

My friend's ex-girlfriend just fucked a guy named "Barry." ROTFLTYCITH!

My adopted piece of shit dog just got his balls cut off. ROTFLTYCITH!

by Charlie Weeks October 19, 2006