A fluffy white devil cat who spends her time frolicking through the allyways, eating baby bunnies, gathering poop snarls, and winking at passer by's from her under-the-bed lare. she also tries to kill baby walter in his sleep
ie. one whose owners are constantly plotting her downfall and plan to make her dead carcass into a buildabear one day
Sparkles just winked at me!
or- Sparkles has poop snarls! Why do you not want to help her! She doesnt have aposable thumbs! She can't make it on her own!
or- Guess what? The neighborhood park board just released a new law that states that pets who stay outside the home after 2 a.m. will be brought to the pound! Do you know what this means?? Sparkles is an allycat!!! She's as good as dead!