1 definition by Chacha Chamberlain

Christmas

Now human beings worshipped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner. Like savages!

We must appease The Great Santa in honor of Christmas, before we can eat the turkey people!

by Chacha Chamberlain May 10, 2011