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2 definitions by Cesar Augustus

"Mom and Dad talk about how gay marriage is a threat to family and how gay sex makes their magic sky friend Jesus cry" --Dan Savage
by Cesar Augustus October 14, 2010
A book printed on dead trees, i.e. paper, as opposed to an e-book, which only exists electronically. Compare with snail mail.
Thomas: Hey, how do you like your new Kindle?
Andrew: I don't know, I haven't used it yet. I'm still trying to finish all the tree-books I'm reading.
by Cesar Augustus March 28, 2010