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Jack Me Cream
Lotion that is meticulously placed by ones bed or computer for quick access to masturbate.
Ahh shit, my little brother used all my jack me cream.
#lotion #jacking off #masturbating #cole norris #beating the monkey #choking the chicken #wanking #avizzle
by Cephas Cowick November 02, 2010
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