Sending/receiving text messages while while taking a shit. See also squat talk
Jim: <banging on door> You've been in the bathroom for over an hour! What the fuck are you doing in there?
Dan: I am squat texting! Leave me alone!
A vagina with yeast infection.
Fuck Jane got one hell of a fungus hole. I'm outa there.
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