2 definitions by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes

Lurp

1. To sneak around in the dark stealing things from peoples yards. Usually bikes or stuff light enough to run away with.

2. To steal small items from someone who thinks you are their friend. ie rings, clothes, sharpies ect

1. Man you see that bmx nigga? Imna Lurp the shit outta that tonight!!

2. Can you believe that bitch emjay? She even lurped up my favorite socks!

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes July 21, 2018

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes April 16, 2018