A "Ramey" is a drunk cave person who hails from the dark caves of Kentucky. The Ramey only
leaves his cave when the smell of alcohol enters his nasal passage. The ramey also loves
football and since there are no NFL teams in Kentucky they usually claim the vikings or packers.They are often spotted
driving motorcycles but not very far due to their inability to make right
turns. When the ramey is intoxicated he enjoy activities such
as Parkour. The Ramey also loves
dogs and his favorite
dog is the Chow. When something funny happens the Ramey laughs by moving his shoulders
up and down.
Kid in Myrtle Beach: Hey dad, Why is that guy with
the vikings jersey running around and jumping off the curbs.
Dad:Dont mind him son. I think he might be a ramey.
Kid: But why are his shoulders
moving up and down like an idiot?Dad:When
rameys laugh they
use their shoulders
and not their mouths.