A "Ramey" is a drunk cave person who hails from the dark caves of Kentucky. The Ramey only leaves his cave when the smell of alcohol enters his nasal passage. The ramey also loves football and since there are no NFL teams in Kentucky they usually claim the vikings or packers.They are often spotted driving motorcycles but not very far due to their inability to make right turns. When the ramey is intoxicated he enjoy activities such as Parkour. The Ramey also loves dogs and his favorite dog is the Chow. When something funny happens the Ramey laughs by moving his shoulders up and down.
Kid in Myrtle Beach: Hey dad, Why is that guy with the vikings jersey running around and jumping off the curbs.
Dad:Dont mind him son. I think he might be a ramey.
Kid: But why are his shoulders moving up and down like an idiot?
Dad:When rameys laugh they use their shoulders and not their mouths.