If you're Catholic, you understand.
Dude, I had so much fun with those twins last night. But this morning I got this bad case of Catholic Guilt, so I had to say the Rosary twice.
Probably one of the most misunderstood religions around. Most non-Catholics think of the Crusades, corruption, and sexual abuse when they think of the Catholic Church. But, with such a large organization, this is all bound to happen.
Besides, this isn't what being Catholic is about at all. Being a Catholic is about loving Jesus and loving eachother.
Ignoramus: "Catholicism is just about money and having sex with little boys."
Catholic: "I'm Catholic. And I'll have you know that Catholicism is not about anything that is spread in the media. It cannot be defined by nut jobs who aren't devout Catholics. I suggest that you visit a mass at a Catholic church before you make up your mind about what Catholicism is or is not."
Playing/listening to bad music.
"Forgive me father, for I have rapped."
(Hands him a copy of "The Wall")
"May Roger Waters have mercy on your soul. In the name of sex, drugs, and rock and roll, amen." - Musical Sin
A common misspelling of the band Pantera, where they just forgot the "t".
The founder of Panera most likely named his restaurant chain after this kickass band, but there was just a typo.
Probably the only band in the history who can write 30+ minute songs that people will actually listen to.
Guy: "Dude, are you done listening to that Dream Theater song yet?"
Dream Theater Fan: "No, I'm only 25 minutes in."
A pretty awesome dude who created everything in 6 days. Can you do that? Didn't think so.
And God said, "Let there be ALL this shit." And there was ev'rything.
The genre that non-talented "musicians" perform. Consists of talking over a beat, half of which are the same. Can not be quite called music, but almost an art form. Most people who listen to rap have no idea what good music is.
"I like rap for the beat"
"... doesn't all music have a beat? Not saying that rap is music..."
Not saying that anyone can rap, but anyone can talk, and anyone can rhyme words, sooo...