A new word definition composed from lingering brain dust so horrid, or distasteful, it can only be aired on urban dictionary.
for today was "poolocky".
Folks with little else to do, think up noodlefarts
to stave off the simplicity of their lives.
can be useful, funny, or disasterous, and on occasion all three.
Figuratively speaking, a noodlefart
can be fodder for an inactive brain.
Many otherwise moral folks will gleefully author a crude or disgusting noodlefart
under the urban dictionary's cloak of disguise.
Sometimes, Bill O'Reilly uses a noodlefart
as an attention getting device.