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1 definition by Cat Narsh

The non-existent government program we wish we were in when you know who comes knocking.
(Troy) Ah man... (Carl) What? What is it?

(Troy) Just those pesky Jay Dubz.
(Carl) Man, you should get in the Jehovas witness protection program.
by Cat Narsh April 26, 2011
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