The nightclub equivalent to an ocean bottom-feeder. The girls who hover around the VIP section of a club to try and get to a table to drink for free off their bottle and acquire a false sense of status. They can often be found in super tight, short dresses dancing provocatively in front of the VIP section of a club trying to catfish a sucker.
"Robin, why are those girls being stage five clingers to our boyfriends?"
"Oh they're just being scavengers looking for a free drink ticket...they're just bottle-feeders, don't worry, no decent guy respects them."
A hard core partier. Not just a party machine, but a ma-sheen: someone on the same level as Charlie Sheen. Someone with a tiger alcohol blood content who thinks they're a winner ... but is actually a loser.
He sniffed coke off a stripper's tit! I can't hang with him, he's a party ma-sheen.
A woman's way of saying to her man: "I'm putting my foot down." Making deMANds - demands from the man
"He said tonight is a boy's night, AGAIN! ... but I am putting my stiletto down!"
The opposite of a cock fight in which two females fight - usually over a guy
Brittney and Amy have both been dating Jason
Oh shit ... crotch fight!
Something fantastic in your life made possible by the act of fate. Something that is both fantastic and meant to be.
Girlfriend1: "I can't believe after all this time you just randomly ended up with Justin."
Girlfriend2: "I know, it's fatetastic!"
Girlfriend1: "You're like a Nicholas Sparks novel right now, and it makes me want to throw up."
A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.
See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
Man-Angry. A woman that is angry at all men for something one man has done to her. A common sympton of post-traumatic relationship syndrome.
"Lora hasn't started dating again since Mike cheated on her ... she's still Mangry and knows she'll take out her anger towards him on any man she meets."