1 definition by Carter_GodCraft1

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1. A taco that you don't eat, you just rub all over your face and it seeps into your skin like lotion.

2. A mouth.
1:

Guy1: Hey dude, what are you doing. Why are you rubbing that taco all over your face?

Guy2: Its a face taco.

2:

Guy1: Shut your face toco.
by Carter_GodCraft1 July 09, 2012

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