2 definitions by Carlos SpicyWeiner

Ghetto Window

Sheets of plywood covering first floor windows and doors of vacant homes and businesses. Used to prevent ghetto family units from moving back into homes unfit for humans. Most commonly found in democrat controlled metropolitan areas such as Detroit. Occasionally used as a graffiti billboard for local gangs.

T'Shaun - dafuq, why can't I see out muh crib?
D'Marcus - sheeit nigga, the gubmint installed ghetto windows.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner July 1, 2013

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013