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Ruby Barker. A girl who, although may look unavailable and closed off at first, is a massive softy and a total god damn simp. She rambled utter nonsense most of the time but... you tend to forget because her ramblings are amusing and melodically entrancing. Her smile from her pale pink lips could easily kill anyone. She has the deepest forest green eyes that seem to scream “I am scared of nothing this world throws at me... exCEPT FOR INSECTS THEY WILL FUCK UP YOIR DAY.”
“Have you seen her? What’s her name?”

“Well, I heard some people call her Bee. But with a laugh that intoxicating, she’s definitely Ruby Barker.”
by Captain Snap April 8, 2021
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Ruby Barker. Although at first on the outside she may seem unavailable and locked away, in reality shes the softest, biggest simp you’ll ever fall in love with. She’ll ramble on about nothing for hours on end... yet you won’t mind as her rambling is hilarious and is almost melodic in how rhythmic it is. Her pale pink lips give a smile that could kill someone on the spot. She has deep forest green eyes that you could very easily get lost in that seem to always say “I fear nothing... exCEPT FOR INSECTS DEAR GOD THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS”
“Hey, what’s that girl over there’s name?”
“Heard some dude call her Bee, but with an intoxicating grin like that... that’s definitely Ruby Barker.
by Captain Snap April 9, 2021
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