2 definitions by Captain Pumperloaf

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a vagina that is so complex one must draw a map to figure out how the fuck it works
i was fucking this girl last night and she kept telling me what to do, so i asked her to draw a map of her vag-rig
by Captain Pumperloaf November 07, 2008

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a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.
"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south
by Captain Pumperloaf October 28, 2008

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