1 definition by Captain Mauser

An offensive and laughably awful item of clothing that defines an entire look e.g. Jose Mourinho, Mac's Duster, the entire East 17 Christmas thing and Sunraged's white monstrosity.
"There's no way that's a pen"
"The referee is not having that"
"Ah look, now Mourinho's going fucking bananas"

"FUCK OFF SHITCOAT"
by Captain Mauser January 9, 2022
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