2 definitions by Captain Jones

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Just like hand job, except harder.
Person #1 gave gave Person #2 a squeeze job by accident when they meant to give them a hand job.
by Captain Jones August 18, 2005

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A canceled game (soccer, basketball, etc.).
Dude, I can't believe all of these ghretts we've been having during the season...it's ridiculous!
by Captain Jones December 18, 2005

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