2 definitions by Captain Hook

Dirty Nugget

After nuggeting a bag by turning it inside out, but before you zip it up, you take a poopy in it. Then you complete the nugget by zipping up the bag. A variation of this would be to take the crap in a ziplock bag and then insert it into the bag. You may also urinate on the outside of a completely nuggeted bag.

I dirty nuggeted Marc and threw it in the woods.

by Captain Hook May 25, 2012

the mad pirate

while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"

johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks

by Captain Hook February 1, 2004