Definitions by Captain Gooch
Goochatize
Derived from the word crunchatize, it means when one is translated to a world where everything is made of gooches. Translation can only occur by the hand of the designated gooch captain.
Goochatize me Captain!
Goochatize by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009
Bumcheese
The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.
Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.
Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)
Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)
Bumcheese by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009