Definitions by Captain Epilepsy

bitch smash

A fight between two drunken whores that ends in one of them owning the other, normally a firm bitch slap to the face

Lindsay Lohan: I just like bitch smashed Hilton..in front of the..papa..razzi. (Falls to the floor and vomits)

bitch smash by Captain Epilepsy April 8, 2008

Full speed behind

When in the middle of a project, you find that the idea becomes redundant and pointless and have to give it up.

Dude, the barking cat is full speed behind. I'm going home.

Full speed behind by Captain Epilepsy April 5, 2008