Captain Cap's definitions

Penis Oinker

A person who gives head.

Hey Thomas, what a penis oinker.

by Captain Cap July 31, 2006

Uninstall

When a player is so shitty at a game, usually Counter Strike, that you tell them to uninstall it.

You suck so badly, for the sake of me, you, and everyone else on this server, turn off your game, uninstall it, go back to the store, return it, and never play it again.

by Captain Cap August 8, 2006