2 definitions by Captain Brocoli
Generally from New Zealand, THEE one and only douche is what we would think of as a slacker with great potential, a person who can speak Japanese and Chinese fluently but chooses to communicate in sniggers. Wants to breeze through life avoiding all responsibilities, much in the same way as Ferris Bueller. Alot of smarts but just not enough drive to put those smarts to good use, would much rather hang around playing on facebook and laughing at poor people... when he isn't having one of his 10 daily "power naps"
by Captain Brocoli April 27, 2007
Comes from the day after a heavy night of drinking nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, you find that your excrement is soft but not too soft, a firm soggy texture if you will, with an extremely distinct odour which can only be associated with the alcohol previously consumed, which was obviously of the LIIT variety!
Oh my god! I just did the biggest long island iced poo of the day, quick, come and see, come and see... but for the love of all that is good and pure hold your frickin' nose!!!
by Captain Brocoli April 27, 2007