2 definitions by Captain Annoying
The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.
When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.
by Captain Annoying March 1, 2007
An "ex-gay" ministry that tries to turn gay people straight. Not sanctioned (or trusted) by any reputable psychiatric institution.
Supposedly one week of gayhab was enough to cure Ted Haggard of his desire to do crystal meth with gay hookers.
by Captain Annoying March 6, 2007