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Mexican Halloween

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The act of rubbing feces on your face to make a mask and giving oral sex with a piece of candy in your mouth.
Do you have any jolly ranchers? I'm about to give someone a mexican halloween. Also I need feces.
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jack of clubs 

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Cockney rhyming slang to call someone a moron. Jack of clubs is a card and card rhymes with tard.
Oi! Fix your mince pies on the jack of clubs who spilled a britney on his adams.
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