3 definitions by Capt. Crunch

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The true New York team that was force to play in New Jersey and to share a staduim with the god awful Gaints
J E T S Jets, Jets, Jets!
by Capt. Crunch May 01, 2007

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Evidence that society has fallen.

My space for the emo:
Kids in girls jeans and heavy make-up that post pictures of themselves (the kind of picture they take themselves) and write some over-dramtic headline such as "I'll die for you" while making some kind of attempt to meet a girl and finally getting some pussy. The page also includes a song by Evergreen Terrace or Everytime I Die.

My space for the whores:
Pictures of them in some kind of slutty clothing with their friends. They are there to find new boys but in fact, they already have boyfriends. They post comments about the different cocks they suck and compare prices on the handjobs they give out.

My space for the posers:
The kind of people that joined my space years after it was created and take the time to "pimp" out their profiles so they fit in better.

My space for the gangsters (and wanksters):
The pussies; who in real life could not fire a weapon, that design their profiles to make them look gangsters. With pictures of them holding plastic guns followed by a quote such as "The world is mine" or "I gotta do what I gotta do" and they give themselves a nickname from mob or gangster movies.

My space for the assholes:
This includes the typical high school freshman or some kind of annoying douche bag such as retarded jocks, world of warcraft players, extreme conservitive/liberial, redneck hillbillies, and transparent people who think they need a profile.

My space for those that were not mentioned:
The rest are all stalkers.
90% of people on my space are emo.
by Capt. Crunch May 20, 2007

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The NY baseball team.

Often ridiculed by fans of baseball and being made a joke, the Mets set themselves from other baseball teams with have solid fan loyalty and players who play their hearts out, even if they lose.

The Mets are far better thean the Yankees because:

1) Yankee players don't care if they win or lose. They play because of a big pay check.

2) The Yankees are expected to win. With countless resources (thanks Steinbrener), the Yankees can sign any outstanding player. When they lose, its all over ESPN or SI.

3) Lets just admit it. Yankee fans are either band wagon jump ons or wannabe New Yorkers (Hillary Clinton). You see many people wearing the Yankees ball cap, but ask them about the team, they counld'nt tell you their starting line-up or their bullpen ERA.

If you want to see a team that every year makes it to October and ends up losing the whole thing. Be a Yankee fan.

If you want to see a team that cares about the great game of baseball, that has dedicated fans, and makes for some exciting October games. Be a MET fan.
NY Mets relieve pitcher Tug McGraw: "Ya gotta believe!"
by Capt. Crunch May 01, 2007

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