1 definition by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie

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One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...
also see Brian M.
by Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie August 02, 2003

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