Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.
Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.
Okay, come in...
****A FEW YEARS LATER****
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!