Cap'n David William Crunch
Short for Pilsner Urquell. Since 1843 it has satisfied our taste for good beer. Pilsner is just about the only Czech product imported into the United States.
I need a beer....
Let's get a Pilsner!
Yeah, it's expensive, but better then Bud, the ***start of sarcastic voice*** "king" of beers ***end sarcastic voice***
When a girl sucks your dick...
My girl gave me a Beejay last night. It was real cool.
Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.
Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.
Okay, come in...
****A FEW YEARS LATER****
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!
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