3 definitions by Cap'n David William Crunch

Short for Pilsner Urquell. Since 1843 it has satisfied our taste for good beer. Pilsner is just about the only Czech product imported into the United States.

Frank:
I need a beer....

Dave:
Let's get a Pilsner!

Frank:
Yeah, it's expensive, but better then Bud, the ***start of sarcastic voice*** "king" of beers ***end sarcastic voice***

David:
Hehehe...
by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009
When a girl sucks your dick...
My girl gave me a Beejay last night. It was real cool.
by Cap'n David William Crunch April 13, 2009
Ye olde English Waye of saying ye Moron.
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Nice dudes, that try to brainwash you. Next thing you know you're a nice dude that's trying to brainwash someone!
Mormon Dude 1:
Hello Sir. We're Morons, UGH sorry, we're Mormons.

Mormon Dude 2:
We want to tell you all about the book of Mormon.

You:
Okay, come in...

****A FEW YEARS LATER****

You:
Hello Sir!
Mormon Dude 3:
We're here to tell you all about the book of Mormon!
by Cap'n David William Crunch April 12, 2009

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