arm biter

It's the morning after a long night of drinking and carousing. You wake up with a crashing hangover, roll over, and discover the person you brought home to have sex with. By the light of day you find that he or she is frighteningly unattractive. You bite your arm instead of screaming.
"How'd it go last night with ... what was her name?"
"Arm biter."
"Ohhh, man, that's awful."
by Candice Cusack August 30, 2005
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