1 definition by Canadian EH tristen

someone that is really fuckin french. Like when they have a huge french chin, and does the fuckin french window washer dance. and talks incredibly of the "french touch" whatever the fuck that is.
"I really love Sarkozy, and crepes"
"Dude, your totally a fuckin french simon, HON HON HON"
by Canadian EH tristen November 10, 2007
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