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by Can Not June 14, 2005
Get the gift taker mug.noun - the name of a person who has the first name of Adolf Hitler and the last name of Winston Churchill. They were enemies in WWII. Churchill has an electric statue. It is electric to keep the birds off.
Samantha: "Let us kill Adolf Churchill! He is a Nazi!"
Faith: "No! He is also half British!"
Samantha: "He is also sooooo cute! I love blondes!"
Faith: "Samantha, your black."
Samantha: "So now your gettinng all racist on me???1 DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!11"
Faith: "No! He is also half British!"
Samantha: "He is also sooooo cute! I love blondes!"
Faith: "Samantha, your black."
Samantha: "So now your gettinng all racist on me???1 DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!11"
by Can Not July 15, 2008
Get the Adolf Churchill mug.noun - a type of murder where killing was nessecary, and done for the good of everyone, not your own hatred or desires. Less animalistic than most murders.
Little Timmy: "I don't know why, but everyone wanted Larry dead, and I was the only one with a gun. So I shot him."
Ugiene: "thats warm blooded murder...you leet monster."
Kyle: "Press 555 if you like me!!!!!!1111"
Ugiene: "thats warm blooded murder...you leet monster."
Kyle: "Press 555 if you like me!!!!!!1111"
by Can Not June 14, 2005
Get the warm blooded murder mug.noun - some kind of super santa clause. It is very powerful, and yet very mysterious. No one fully understands the true nature of Super Clause. Perhaps it is the transformation that Santa must make in order to survive and perform his christmas job at unreal speeds while being so fat. Or perhaps santa means super, so they are synonyms. No one truely knows.
Jill: "OMG!!!!! Super Clause!"
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
Hillary: "What the!!!!!!!1 OMG!11 I missed it!"
Fred: "Hillary, you are not as hot as Hillary Duff, so I am dumping you. Again."
Hillary: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!!!!111"
Moral of this story? Don't redate people who dump you constantly. It's obvious they can't decide, and wil change their minds again and again.
by Can Not July 16, 2008
Get the super clause mug.verb - to screw with a crew - having a group of people or organizations work together to mess-up or "check-mate" a different organization or group of people.
"The European Union wants to secrew us by taking over the Middle East's oil recources. We must invade Iraq, take Saddam off the thrown, and prevent the enemy from secrewing over economy. Oh, by the way, I think Saddam does bad things."
by Can Not July 1, 2005
Get the secrew mug.noun - a CD drive that has been used to ensure the safe transportation of a CD.
It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.
It is a large CD "case", usually used to carry around very important or valueble CDs. The same can be done with a floppy disks and still be called a Holy Stroganove.
Hillary Duff brought her Holy Stroganove to school so she can protect her massively superior school project. What a tuboyne!
by Can Not April 7, 2005
Get the Holy Stroganove mug.noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.
Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...
by Can Not April 7, 2005
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