Can Not's definitions

gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.

Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

condijuride

1. verb - to own happily

2. noun (condijury)- happy ownage being happy that you owned.

1. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

2. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

by Can Not March 15, 2005

wabba

noun - Wabbas are a group of species that mostly resemble green ducks.

Bob: Look at that strange green duck!
Mike: No, that is a wabba!

by Can Not March 14, 2005

suctorial

1. Highly likely to suck or often does suck.

2. The first word in the acronym SONY

1. a "Ah! Mommy! I turn it on, and I see that the vacuum clearner is suctorial!"
b. "The PlayStation 2 is a poorly designed peice of hardware. For example, The fan blows dust directly into the disc drive. That is one of my logical reasons to say the PS2 is a suctorial machine."

by Can Not March 13, 2005

painin

noun - the emotional or non-physical form of pain. Related to paininite

She dumped me! I feel the painin!!!1

by Can Not September 21, 2005

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.

(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(

by Can Not April 10, 2005