Can Not's definitions

paper crane

noun - a bird like object made of paper.

While his foe was picking his nose, Arcojidusitiua tried to fold a paper crane BLIND FOLDED!!! woah, what a veeter

by Can Not April 5, 2005

gift taker

noun - a person who takes gifts that were given or meant to be given to someone else.

Nacho: "Jim just took your gift, Karen! What a gift taker!"
Karen: "DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!!!11"

by Can Not June 14, 2005

condijuride

1. verb - to own happily

2. noun (condijury)- happy ownage being happy that you owned.

1. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

2. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

by Can Not March 15, 2005

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 20, 2008

rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.

(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(

by Can Not April 10, 2005

suctorial

1. Highly likely to suck or often does suck.

2. The first word in the acronym SONY

1. a "Ah! Mommy! I turn it on, and I see that the vacuum clearner is suctorial!"
b. "The PlayStation 2 is a poorly designed peice of hardware. For example, The fan blows dust directly into the disc drive. That is one of my logical reasons to say the PS2 is a suctorial machine."

by Can Not March 13, 2005

Quantity/Quality

noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies

1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"

2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"

2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"

2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."

by Can Not May 13, 2005