Can Not's definitions

condijury

1. noun - happy ownage being happy that you owned.

2. verb (condijuride)- to own happily

1. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

2. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

by Can Not March 15, 2005

thex

verb - to rub someones upper arm as if to flirt

Jim: haha, I'm thexign you!
Larry: WTF? you meeter!!!1 why are your flirtishly rubbing my upper arm? are you a homosexual?

by Can Not April 7, 2005

Wall of Men

In most homes, there is a wall choosen to put people's names and pictures on. Saying someone has a wall of men is suggesting that they only have men on their wall of people. Usually suggesting someone is gay.

Sean: Where did Jeff go?
Mike: He went to go look at his "Wall of Men"

by Can Not March 13, 2005

Quantity/Quality

noun - Quality over Quantity - Usefulness over Number of - 1. the ideal or idealism that the number of posts you have are more important than the content.(in an online forum.) 2. the ideal that hundreds of weaker units will defeat a smaller number of better units. like in Starcraft(a), Warcraft, Command and Conquer(b), Warhammer 40,000(c), and several other great real time strategies

1."Dude spam posting this one word crap in every topic, this isn't an MMOBB!"
"OMG!!!1 I want to have the h1ghest post count! Quantity/Quality!!"

2.a."Muwahahahaha Zerg Rush!"
"OH MY BUJEEPERS! Please don't overwelm me with the large umber of units you have!"

2.b."OMG!!!1 You think your 1,000 conscript infintry battalion can defeat my grizzly tanks? pffft!"
"You fool! Quantity/Quality1 Hoarding!"

2.c."My 3 squads of Space Marines will easily be able to defeat your 2 Chaos walker...things...that are really big."

by Can Not May 13, 2005

sex overload

noun - a condition of having so much sex during a short period of time that the emotional and physical strain causes damage to your body. Great for a Halo 2 screen name.

"I was driving Earl around after he was drunk at Kristy's house, and he was whining that he might have had sex overload!"

"PlayerA was killed by sex overload!"

by Can Not August 8, 2005

suctorial

1. Highly likely to suck or often does suck.

2. The first word in the acronym SONY

1. a "Ah! Mommy! I turn it on, and I see that the vacuum clearner is suctorial!"
b. "The PlayStation 2 is a poorly designed peice of hardware. For example, The fan blows dust directly into the disc drive. That is one of my logical reasons to say the PS2 is a suctorial machine."

by Can Not March 13, 2005

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005