Can Not's definitions

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 20, 2008

rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.

(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(

by Can Not April 10, 2005

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Pope!"

by Can Not March 14, 2005

cattlelate

verb - to process, to preprare for eating, based off the general concept of turning cattle into hamburger.

"Time to cattlelate these cows so we can eat them!"

"I cattlelate PS2s so I can feed them to my Xbox and GameCube!"

"Player Bob was cattlelated by Player Slimey!"

by Can Not March 15, 2005

condijury

1. noun - happy ownage being happy that you owned.

2. verb (condijuride)- to own happily

1. I utterly ownd the enemy with eternal condijury.

2. I condijuride the enemy with my 0MG m4d leet skillz(superiorness).

by Can Not March 15, 2005

rown

verd

1. To dominate in battle with the effect of running over your enemy with a heavey vehical(literally or not)

2. To royally dominte in battle

"Can Not says: i wish we did long jumps
psychokid29.3 says: there should totally be a category for sitting there being bored
psychokid29.3 says: id totally win
Can Not says: hmmm
psychokid29.3 says: i know
psychokid29.3 says: i got mad skills
Can Not says: as soon as pope gets her PSP, you'll have a powerful foe
psychokid29.3 says: lol
Can Not says: ROWNED!!!!"

by Can Not March 16, 2005