Can Not's definitions

carta

noun - an alien race - skin color ranges from medium blue to dark blue. Older Cartas are grayish-blue or gray colored. Resembles human in general shape. Has 2 dark blue horns on head, black eyes, and 2 really small dark blue horns on their backs.

Bob Marley: I was walking around today and 3 Cartas jumped out and robbed me!
Ralf: Stupid Aliens...

by Can Not April 7, 2005

rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.

(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(

by Can Not April 10, 2005

Nuberty

noun - The stage of adolescence in which an powerful individual becomes physiologically incapable of sexual reproduction because of their own overwelming strength.

Master Exon was freed from his prison. Sir John said "He is free!" over his cell phone to the Alliance leaders. Master Exon said "Actually, I'm not really a guy anymore."
Sir John replied "Why?"
"I succeeded in nuberty."
"Wow, I didn't think you would be that strong."

by Can Not July 20, 2008

veeter

noun - One who takes pleasure in looking at rather chunky women.

"Sean, you silly veeter, quit looking at that chunky woman!"

"Look, that veeter is looking at that girl named Pope!"

by Can Not March 14, 2005

Wall of Men

In most homes, there is a wall choosen to put people's names and pictures on. Saying someone has a wall of men is suggesting that they only have men on their wall of people. Usually suggesting someone is gay.

Sean: Where did Jeff go?
Mike: He went to go look at his "Wall of Men"

by Can Not March 13, 2005

thex

verb - to rub someones upper arm as if to flirt

Jim: haha, I'm thexign you!
Larry: WTF? you meeter!!!1 why are your flirtishly rubbing my upper arm? are you a homosexual?

by Can Not April 7, 2005

paper crane

noun - a bird like object made of paper.

While his foe was picking his nose, Arcojidusitiua tried to fold a paper crane BLIND FOLDED!!! woah, what a veeter

by Can Not April 5, 2005