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noun: 1. another form of the word "dump" when it comes to using the bathroom, but more intense. You would most likely hear this from a cool guy who just walked away from an exploding orphanage.

2. one of the key words mentioned in possibly one of the worst written songs of all time. ("Wannabe" by "Spice Girls")
1. Mick Gruber: Dude, I'm on my way to take a serious slam.

Random Guy: Alright, have fun with that. But next time, tell someone that actually knows you your intestinal feelings.

2.Spice Girls: "Slam your body down and wind it all around".

Listener: Whaaaaat?? What does that even mean?
by Can't Handle My Beard July 10, 2012
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