1 definition by Cakebossss

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A small boy with an equally small penis, often likes to play with 'the' cottam's flaps, spends many hours of the day tugging on to long's length. You must not take his equipment due to his high level of testosterone which causes him to ejaculate prematurely when he's on a ramp.
He may also do this when looking at extremely hairy fingers which are directing instructions on how to perform algebra. The Nick often get's aroused when the hairy fingers kick bins across the room causing him to leave a white stain on the brown chair.

He becomes massively aroused by the thought of hench welshmen which engage in the popular roleplay known as Naughty Bear.
I can't wait for the next Naughty Bear, Nick Henry.'
by Cakebossss July 16, 2012

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