2 definitions by Cage Swanson
A useless way of saying that you’re attracted to one gender only (straight or gay). You’re basically stating your sexuality in a way more complicated and confusing way than it needs to be, instead of simply stating that you’re gay or straight.
Tim: What sexuality are you?
Tom: I’m semibisexual.
Tim: For guys or girls?
Tom: Girls
Tim: Then say you’re straight, you fucking idiot.
Tom: I’m semibisexual.
Tim: For guys or girls?
Tom: Girls
Tim: Then say you’re straight, you fucking idiot.
by Cage Swanson July 22, 2020
The White Turds, recently known as the Patriot Front, is an alt-right group that has newly identified themselves as such. The White Turds is a white supremacist group in the United States, which exclaims racial superiority who wants to reclaim North America back to where it once was, despite not being native from America in which, don't worry, they hate Natives, too.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
In a scientific study, children under the age of 5 were displayed two photos, one being the Patriot Front group, and the other being a large mass of human excrement. The children were then asked to point at the picture of human shit. Nearly 100% of the children pointed at the Patriot Front group. In another survey, 85% of Americans had no idea what the Patriot Front was, but immediately recognized the group as soon as the survey stated the group as "The White Turds". Sometime after the survey, the group then decided to accept this term and rename themselves as the White Turds, knowing that Americans will be able to proudly recognize them as a big fat fucking turd.
"Did you hear the White Nationalist group the Patriot Front protested in DC today?"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
"Nah, never heard of them,"
"Sorry, I mean the White Turds"
"Oh yeah, those guys, the shitheads that protested in Charlottesville?"
"Yup those are the ones!"
by Cage Swanson December 5, 2021