1 definition by CLEGANEBOWL

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.
"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"
by CLEGANEBOWL March 29, 2016
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