CJB The Issue's definitions

Distance 10's

Girls who from a distance appear very sexy looking but end up being ugly close up.

Nah she's one of them Distance 10's

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Curtain Creeper

A person who is shy and never leaves the house and just primarily stays inside without friends. Usually a Dungeons and Dragoner.

Man Billy is such a curtain creeper

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Dammer Azzer

A crazy party based in a Cali-Club.

John and I hit a Dammer Azzer

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Race Protector

A person, usually a white liberal, tries to call a person a racist for saying any racial slur, racist comment or prejudice phrase. But if the slur, comment or phrase is against a white man it is not racist.

White Man: Ha, Pancho is such a stereotypical wet back.
Other White Man: Yes! And Darrel is a stereotypical black chicken and cool-aid man.
White Liberal: Racists! I'm gonna tell everyone you two are racists! Bitch.
White Man: I so hate any Race Protector like you.

by CJB The Issue November 4, 2010

Jersey Snore

A show that you expected to be cool but ends up being gay.

Man that Family Guy episode was a Jersey Snore

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010

Toofuses

The way white trash or hicks or ghetto people say teeth. plural for toof.

Ay' Billy, my darnded toofuses hurt rully bud!

by CJB The Issue November 2, 2010