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2 definitions by C.D. Di Guardia

 
1.
a person with a newly-developed appreciation for a sports team; generally acquired after said team has won a championship or become otherwise popular.
Jimmy's newly uncurved Red Sox hat and Edgar Rentaria jersey showed that he was clearly a fansplant, in fact he was from upstate New York.
by C.D. Di Guardia January 10, 2006
 
2.
a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them
"Linda is so lactose belligerent that we can't even eat ice cream around her."
by C.D. Di Guardia October 07, 2006