98 definitions by C L G

A Wafflefairy is somebody who's extremely loud and irritating, often tormenting you in small but annoying ways.
“I'm never babysitting for them again. Their kid is such a Wafflefairy!”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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When a document is signed between two people of immense power or cultural significance.
"Joe. I know you're a multibillionaire. This will go good for both of us."
"I know, Donald. This is a Purple Sign moment."
by C L G September 21, 2017
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When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.
"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Just like a Pretty Penny means a big amount of money, a Sexy Penny means an absolutely enormous amount of money, usually in the tens of millions or above.
Joe : “My Dad just bought a mansion worth £15 million.”
Jenny : “Wow... That's a Sexy Penny.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
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People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.
“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.
PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
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Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.
"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."
by C L G February 19, 2018
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