froozer. derived from the words freak(fr) and loser(aozer). usually a deragatory comment. meant to put someone down. usually used by prep girls just joking around.
PC is such a froozer.
God, Mike, you are such a froozer.
OMGsh, ***** is such a froozer for knitting.
God, Mike, you are such a froozer.
OMGsh, ***** is such a froozer for knitting.
by C February 04, 2005

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.
by C February 24, 2004

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 06, 2004

an act of sheer stupidity which is characterized by great embarrassment that typically results in physical harm to the performer of the act and quality entertainment for the witnesses of the act.
by c March 26, 2005

Short for Jean Shorts.
by C February 04, 2005

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
by C February 24, 2004

by C February 24, 2004
