froozer

froozer. derived from the words freak(fr) and loser(aozer). usually a deragatory comment. meant to put someone down. usually used by prep girls just joking around.
PC is such a froozer.
God, Mike, you are such a froozer.
OMGsh, ***** is such a froozer for knitting.
by C February 04, 2005
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yummy mummy

yummy mummy 1.(n). A middle-aged woman
worthy of a good seeing to, eg.
Helen Mirren. 2.(n). A young mother with a
fantastic arse pushing a buggy.
by C February 24, 2004
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Landover Baptist

God's favorite church where True Christians (Baptists) congregate. Landover Baptist is located in Freehold, Iowa and boasts a congregation of 157,000 members and 128 pastors. It preaches the Bible in it's entirety and has no problem telling people they are going to Hell. They pretty much hate everyone who isn't a White Anglo-Saxon Baptist, including, but not limited to Cathylicks, Homosexurals, Jews, Mooslims, Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses, Methodists, Epyskipals, Pentacostals, Blacks, Asians, and anyone else who is unsaved. The church is home to Pastor Deacon Fred, Betty Bowers, Sister Taffy, and Judy O Christian.
Landover Baptist is an incredibly well done parody site that mocks ultra-right wing fundamentalist protestants.
by C February 06, 2004
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vimal

an act of sheer stupidity which is characterized by great embarrassment that typically results in physical harm to the performer of the act and quality entertainment for the witnesses of the act.
damn, i pulled a vimal.
by c March 26, 2005
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jhorts

Did you see that Radio was kicking a pair of white jhorts at the frat house the other day?
by C February 04, 2005
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jizziotherapy

jizziotherapy (n). A three minute
one-handed massage that relieves
stiffness for up to half an hour.
I had to go to the rub and tug for some jizziotherapy last night.
by C February 24, 2004
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fancy wank

fancy wank (v). To use an ugly bird's
fanny to save wear and tear on
your hand.
Last night he went out the club and had himself a fancy wank.
by C February 24, 2004
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