98 definitions by C L G

Batty-Fang

Batty fang is a Victorian slang term originating in London which means 'to thrash thoroughly'/'to damage beyond repair'/'to smash to death'. Although not necessarily the case, it has been speculated that it could have come from the French term 'battre a fin'.

“If you ate my last sandwich, I'll Batty-Fang you.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G February 19, 2018

Back Slang It

An 1800's term used by thieves to indicate that they wanted to go out 'the back door' or 'the back way'.

“Let's back slang it with this money before the police arrive.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Beryllium Pie

A Beryllium Pie is a pie, normally of sweet origins (e.g. apple pie) with cocaine mixed into the filling and/or pastry.

"Did we cook that Apple pie right? I don't feel so good..."
"You idiot. You 24 karat idiot. That was a Beryllium Pie. What a total idiot.."

by C L G June 28, 2018

VIPer

An untrustworthy V.I.P. who may commonly deceive people, be compulsive liars, etc.

Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.

“I don't think they should have lied about their contract.”
"Agreed. They're a bit of a VIPer.”

by C L G February 14, 2020

Fuckpecker

A Fuckpecker is somebody who continually begs somebody else to date them and/or have a sexual relationship with them. In reference to how a woodpecker continually pecks wood.

“Please date me! Please! Please! PLEASE.”
“Lewis... You've been doing this for over a year... Let it go, Fuckpecker.”

by C L G June 30, 2020

Oxford Brookes

A phrase used to refer to students or universities that try to use deception to make themselves seem more established than they really are. The term comes from Oxford Brookes University, where students will often try to imply they went to the prestigious Oxford University instead.

PERSON 1 : “I heard David went to Harvard University, I'm impressed.”
PERSON 2 : “Nah, David's just an Oxford Brookes. He actually went to Harvard West Chicago Estate 2 University Online instead.”

by C L G October 28, 2022