A goof who sounds like kermit the frog and looks like the dude from Honey I shrunk the Kids. He starts off his today with a "Good Afternoon" and a fatty J. Also, he likes to use impossible algebra to solve his famous "50 equations and 50 unknowns" problems. Going to office hours makes you feel dumber and his lectures involve dropping psych books for 50 minutes. Also a big scrub.